prideprejudce:

prideprejudce:

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal

(via easilyhumored)

blue-wisteria-and-freckled-skin:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

No wait one of those memes but it’s “the difference 450 years can make” shared in a vampire community and it’s just almost the exact same photo twice

“Be careful who you’re mean to in the 17th century”

Throwback Thursday!

(via thebreakfastgenie)

dukeofbookingham:

misslunabelle:

dukeofbookingham:

I just referenced Willy Wonka and “Hotel California” in the same sentence in a paper on The Tempest and I’m taking that as a sign that it’s time for B E D

OP give us the sentence. Give us the sentence OP.

I deleted the original sentence because I would like for someone to eventually give me this PhD but the gist was that Prospero’s island and Hotel California and Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory all belong to the same category of uncanny real estate where you can enter of your own volition but once you’re there you can’t just leave 

(via rubiscothegeek)

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

(via thatgeeklover)

starlinginthesky:

roaringstream:

lunalovegoodjunior:

hermionemollypeggypond:

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

Aaand that was Ron

(via thatgeeklover)

shirleynuts:

Billy: 14 years old,

Shazam: 7 years old,

Zachary Levi: 3 years old.